Teacher Report Card Data

This year (as every year), my students completed a Teacher Report Card and graded me.
As I promised, here are the data from my students. 70 middle school students gave me honest, anonymous feedback, and here it is.

Looking at numbers only, here are my four highest:

Seems to enjoy teachng 4.89
Tells us our learning goals 4.7
Tries new teaching methods 4.62
Grades fairly 4.53

And my four lowest:

Makes me feel important 3.55
Shows interest in students’ lives 3.6
Gives fair punishments 3.88
Has a good pace 3.88

I’m not gonna lie: those bottom four sting quite a bit. My degree isn’t in Math Ed, it’s in Youth Ministry and Adolescent Studies (math came afterward). It smarts that my lowest grades came from “pastoral” student interactions.

But my high grades are good “teacher” marks, so that’s good, right?

Hurrah for me

Hurrah for me.

Given that I teach adolescents, I have to keep in mind how their heads work (see here and here).

Every year when I give this survey, I take the “fair punishments” question with a grain of salt. Part of teaching adolescents means that emotional memories will burn into their developing minds (i.e. When Mr. Vaudrey listened to me talk about my parents), while memories without an emotional connection will be forgotten (i.e. Simplifying Rational Expressions).

I haven’t yet tried attaching the powerful emotion to boring lessons, but I’m not optimistic that it would work.

"You'll learn about these Rational Expressions when I slap you in the mouth! Huh? Wanna try me?"

“You’ll learn to add fractions when I slap you in the mouth! Huh? Wanna try me?”

But back to the survey.

Every year, one or two students will try and stick it to me for that one time that they got detention for chewing gum in class twice.

Here are some responses that made me think:

How can the class be improved?

If [student name] got kicked out

By not letting the class run all over him

Talk to each student to make sure they understand the lesson because sometimes there shy or emberassed

Get to the stuff you say you will get to

He sometimes ignores me.(Even if i raise my hand). He always call on the same smart people and i feel as if i’m not needed.

Oooo, that smarts.

Oooo, that smarts.

As you can see, there are pockets of brilliant insight in the survey (which is mostly text-speak).

Much like Steph Reilly‘s class, the tension between “managing the class” and “interesting lessons” is a valid one. Few students have classes where we can argue about things, and many students are uncomfortable with noisy learning.

For that matter, so are many teachers.

In closing, here are some student comments that reflect why I love to teach this age group:

What do you like best about the class?

I can talk to girls in class when I’m done with my work

how everybody treats eachother

I like that the class is fun. Everyday some how you make it fun! Haha (:

What I like best is that , the class is a good vibe everyday . It doesn’t feel like I’m in school when I’m in class. But above all , I like the lessons.

Your young and swagerific

What I like best about this class is that there’s not alot of pressure to have the correct answer, it’s okay to be wrong once in a while,

Yes! Huzzah!

Yes! Huzzah!

Your friend tells you that they have Mr. Vaudrey next year. What do you tell them?

That’s bad because your apost to be in high school not 8th grade

It will be fun just don’t talk bad about lord of the rings because he likes the book.

You’ll have a lot of fun and he’s a bit of a Wack job

Anything else you want to tell me?

BYE HAVE A NICE SUMMER I WON’T REMEMBER ANYTHING ABOUT YOU JKJK HAH HAVE A GREAT SUMMER

Like I said, a grain of salt.

Happy summer, everybody.

~Matt “totes fun” Vaudrey

Mullet Lesson Extensions

Today, we had Day 2 of the Mullet Ratio. The best part of sharing digital media with other math teachers is the constant improvement of lessons. Today, I pulled in a bunch of ideas from last year’s comments, threw in some Photoshop, and had a pretty good day.

As many of you know, my fourth Period is Algebra Concepts, which means its students require more scaffolding and more explicit directions, plus usually some modeling.

And white space. Oh, man; that’s the best advice I ever got about worksheet making. Fawn Nguyen has excellent worksheets, not just because they challenge students to think conceptually, one accessible step at a time. Also, because they have a ton of white space.

Anyway, see attached.

Mullet Ratio Worksheet – Famous Mullets - updated
Mullet Ratio Worksheet – Day 2 - drawing and creating mullets
Mullet Ratio Worksheet – Famous Mullets (CONCEPTS) - scaffolded
Mullet Ratio Worksheet – Day 2 (CONCEPTS) - scaffolded

Also, here are some mullets I added this year, some of which were found by students.

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Mulletude of Other Haircuts

Today was my second go-round for the Mullet Ratio. I made a new Famous Mullet worksheet for the students who need more structure, added a few more pictures, but for the most part kept the lesson close to last year’s.

Plus, I added this:

Mulletude of other haircuts

Blame Dan Enrico for planting this seed.

~Mr. V

Teacher Report Card – Google Form

I went big this year.

My usual “Teacher Report Card” has been put to Google for quick data analysis. 

Here’s a copy that you are free to save to your own Google Drive, if you so desire.

Stay tuned for the data analysis. I’ll be posting the spreadsheet here unedited, because too many people are thinking I’ve got my act together, and it’s time to set the record straight. Here’s a paraphrased quote1 from Dave Burgess:

Looking at my classroom, some think that creativity just comes easy to me. This isn’t easy for me. There were dozens of times I’ve brought new ideas to the class and they’ve bombed terribly. No, the reason teachers succeed is because they fail so often, and it’s usually messy.

In truth, good teaching is making lots of grand mistakes2, then fixing them. (Michael is a fine role model in this regard.)

In teaching, you rarely notice you've made a mistake until it's too late.

In teaching, you rarely notice you’ve made a mistake until it’s too late.

More on mistakes with the follow-up to this post next week.

~Mr. V

UPDATE 2nd June 2013: Thanks to Steph Reilly for pointing out that Mrs. Burke (whoever that is) edited the form before copying, thus taking away some functionality. A new link to a fresh copy is posted above, and here.

Also, here is a hard copy for download, in case a digital survey isn’t plausible in your class: Teacher Report Card – Hard Copy
1. English teachers, I know those two terms are contradictory.
2. See Daniel Dennett for more on this.

Cheese Crackers – iPad Pics

There was one more tech integration on the Cheese Cracker Square Root Showdown.

Students in the iPad class were prompted to explain (via picture) the lesson to the next class.

They took a picture, edited in Skitch, then uploaded to the class DropBox folder. Some of them are pretty sweet.

Photo upload tip:

Have students put their name on the photo somewhere. They are very sad if they have to re-do the whole thing.

Cheese Cracker Square Root Showdown

Two years ago, I had a student named Ricky. Every day, Ricky would regale the class with the bountiful meals that his mom would prepare. One day, it went like this:

Ricky: Last night, my mom made spaghetti tacos.
Vaudrey: Huh? That sounds terrible.
Ricky: No, they’re sooooo good! Do you like spaghetti?
Vaudrey: Yes.
Ricky: And tacos?
Vaudrey: …yes…
Ricky: That’s what it is! Two great things that are even better together!

Today, I ripped off two great blog posts, added a few sprinkles of my own “marinara” and had some pretty tasty learning for a Friday.

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First, we discussed square roots and squares in terms of Cheese crackers, based on a sweet idea from Julie Reulbach. I modified the worksheet to include a horizontal number line and a couple more columns for Perimeter and Area.

(This is a good spot to mention that I teach 8th grade, not 6th grade like Julie does. Plus I have a mixture of RSP students, discipline problems, and students who blow through any activity in half the time that I expected.)

Like the three men in this picture, respectively.

Like the three men in this picture, respectively. (Clockwise)

We started by discussing measurements, and agreed that “cracker length” would be our standard measurement. Perimeter and Area aren’t hit very hard in our Algebra curriculum, but luckily the students remembered them quickly. The steps went like this:

  • Build a square that is two sides by two sides. How many crackers did you use? What is the perimeter? What is the area?
  • Now build one that’s three by three. Crackers? Perimeter? Area?
  • Roam the class, make sure that students aren’t making 3×2 rectangles.
  • Briefly discuss the difference between square and rectangle, begin to dive deep into quadrilaterals.
  • Realize that there are 19 days left and your Algebra students aren’t interested in the intricacies of polygon classification.
    • And it takes a special teacher to make “five interior right angles” interesting.

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Around the time we got to building 4×4 squares out of cheese crackers, students were generalizing patterns all over the room.1 Here is some student chatter:

  • The perimeter is just four times the side length.
  • The number of crackers is the same as the area!
  • I need more Cheez Nips! “Can you do the math without them? What patterns do you see?
  • This column is just this number times itself.
  • We just added by fours and got each one.
  • Do I have to build the cracker square? I can do the math without it.
  • This is pretty hard work for a Friday.

That last one made me feel good. I was worried about taking a 6th grade concept and porting it to my Algebra class, but it was surprisingly effective.

Especially with this:

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This is the latest edition to my EduArsenal: the Yeti microphone by Blue. I plugged this bad boy into my classroom’s Macbook Air and voilà!

An instant video studio in the class, and I’m the director.

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“You three, go record a video about how you figured out the area and number of crackers for each square. You two, when they’re done, record a short video about the perimeter pattern you found.”

Less than half the videos actually got made. Here’s why:

The students wanted to make sure they understood the concept, so they rehearsed for several minutes and ran out of time to record.

How sweet is that?

Also, we followed the cracker activity with the Showdown.

Showdown 2

Stolen–again–from Julie’s website, it’s just a bunch of quick square root practice. I threw in a one-on-one faceoff and give it a name like “ShowDown”, and the students are all about it.

Frantically scribbling roots on whiteboards, shouting and yelling, and debating each other; it was magical.

Even the fourth period–who is usually slow to jump on board with discussions–was arguing with each other over the fine points of simplifying radicals:

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“No, look! If you have TWO of the same ones in the … thingy, then it’s just one of ‘em!”

Close enough. I’ll take it.

Post-Script

Today, I didn’t have time for this idea–from Sarah Hagan–to estimate square roots. It can be done on a low-tech scale with dice at students’ desks, but a SmartBoard could make it into a Showdown.

Of which–of course–I’m a fan.

Julie emphasized the estimation of square roots, while I was content to work on square numbers. Monday, we do Pythagorean Theorem, and I wanted a day some food and a fun activity.

Because there are 19 days left. Judge me if you must.

UPDATE 13 May 2013: Pics of student work from the iPad class.


1. Man, that was a great sentence to write.

April Auction

Let’s be brief.

The Auction takes place about every 6 weeks this year. (Not sure about next year.)

As the weeks have passed, I’ve found ways to quantify what the kids like.

March 2013 Auction Data Dispersion

And, due largely to my wife’s enforcement of a budget on my awesome ideas (I love you), I added a column to quantify my own investment.

Updated Table

The “Bang Per Buck” column divides the student cost (Poker Chips) over my cost (dollars). A low ratio means “not worth Mr. Vaudrey’s money”.

And I played the Price Is Right theme, which you can download here for free, along with tens of thousands of other themes.

Here’s this month’s cost breakdown, including currency conversions for my least viewed countries:

  • the rupee from Mauritius (an island by Madagascar, about 10 times the size of Washington, D.C.)
  • and Azerbaijan (Maine-sized central European country).
  • Because… why not?

    April Auction Costs

    My wife was thrilled to hear that this auction only cost $11.52 out of pocket.

    Many cost boxes are blank because they were stuff I had around the house. The reason that stuff still sold is this: Hype.

    Middle schoolers are the puppies of the consumer world; if you get them excited about something, they will pee money all over the carpet.

    "Are those Hot Chee-tos!?! OMGOMGOMG!"

    “Are those Hot Chee-tos!?! OMGOMGOMG!”

    “Grandma’s Specialty Items” were just crap from the Goodwill box at my in-law’s house.

    But, with added hype, it was one of the most anticipated items each period. Just put on a dramatic song, reach into the bag and slowly… ever so slowly pull out…

    …another bag. (Each class burst out laughing at this point). Straight face again… open the bag… slowly reach in… and pull out…

    another bag. Then peek the corner of the item out of the bag. At this point, they just have to know. What’s in the bag?*

    See the look on his face? He just HAS to know!

    See the look on his face? He just HAS to know!

    Another sweet hype-builder (or cost-inflator) was adding buzzwords to the description of the items. I learned that from McDonald’s and the home shopping network. “Deluxe”   “featuring”   “…but that’s not all”   “you also get…”

    Finally, the Box of Anything But Booze was just a bunch of Goodwill stuff in an old Bacardi box. The hype went like this:

    “Students, there could be anything in there! It could be… a pony? A dictionary? Stickers? It could be anything … anything but booze.”

    I put on the dramatic song and dramatically pulled a dollar from my wallet and put that in the box right before bidding.

    …oh… shoot, I didn’t include that in my spreadsheet. I gotta go.

    *Credit where credit is due: I learned hype from the master, Dave Burgess. Follow him on Twitter and buy his book, Teach Like A Pirate