Tag: adolescence

  • Teens and the Supernatural (not the show)

    First year of teaching: Survival. Don’t die.
    Middle years: Improve. Make a few dozen memorable lessons that you enjoy teaching.
    Curriculum Adoption Year: Survive. Attempt to cram your memorable lessons into foreign molds, like Michelangelo building a swan from the tin foil wrapped around Mexican leftovers.

    Sometimes, though, it works okay.

    Given all the recent discussion on real-world vs. fake-world in math education, it’s tempting for teachers in the middle years (this author included) to try any means necessary to create engagement out of half a steak burrito.

    Let’s try saying that another way:

    8th Grade Standard 8.F.2:

    Compare properties of two functions, each represented in a different way (algebraically, graphically, numerically in tables, or by verbal descriptions).

    Okay. Those examples could go horribly or great.

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    Middle and high school are where the social development of students flexes dramatically from day to day.

    Can I wear this? What happens if I wear this? How much makeup is too much? What will my friends think if I date this person? B Does this matter? Who should I talk to?B Where do I fit in?

    Michael Pershan absolutely nails something about students that few discuss (outside of my youth pastor wife and me): adolescents still aren’t quite sure which things are real and which aren’t, which things matter and which don’t.

    What? No! You cannot drink radioactive waste to grow gills!
    What? No! You cannot drink radioactive waste to grow gills!

    Teachers, how many of your students have mentioned ghosts, superpowers, or the Illuminati this year? While it’s less than half that ask the questions like, “Mr. Vaudrey, are vampires real?”,B the entire class is silent while I answer.B I think that’s because:

    Students aren’t certain what’s real and what’s not, so grappling and applying meaning are core tenets of a successful math curriculum.

    More on that functions lesson later this week.

    ~Matt “There’s a reason Harry Potter has sold 400 million copies” Vaudrey

  • The Failure of the California Public School on February 25th

    First the good news.

    Today, I taught the Quadratic Formalab& thatbs not the good news. I taught it by humming bPop Goes the Weaselb all period. Then I put a slide on the wall with the quadratic formula.

    Intimidating, right? Then I sang the Quadratic Formula song, which sounds like this:

    Two out of my three classes burst into applause. Ibm feeling pretty good.

    Now the bad news: our kids are dumb.

    The future leaders of the world arebright nowbnot too bright.

    Someday, they will be presidents and doctors and professors, but now they areB about as sharp as … a bowling pin.

    "I am SO gonna tweet about this later!"
    “I am SO gonna tweet about this later!”

    If youbre a parentb& well, Ibd say that Ibm sorry. But odds are that you already know; you can’t leave them alone with a sharp object.

    In my class, we do a Jeopardy-question-of-the-day, using my Jeopardy day-calendar. Herebs todaybs question:

    This countrybs largest lake shares the name with the country; the second-largest lake shares the name with the capital city.

    In my class, I expect chaos for a couple minutes as kids yell stuff. I make a point to only call on students with hands raised and give props to only those students if they guess correctly.

    Inevitably, however, students spew stupidity anyway.

    Alex: Mississippi!
    Mr. Vaudrey: Thatbs not a country.
    Ryan: Missouri?
    Mr. Vaudrey: Guys. That is also not a country.
    Zach: Oh, Lake Perris!
    Mr. Vaudrey: Guys! United States is a country, California is a state, Los Angeles is a county, Moreno Valley is a city.
    Antonio: Wait, I thought Los Angeles was a city?
    Susana: Webre in Riverside County, right?
    TJ: No! Riverside is a city.
    Mr. Vaudrey:B Yes, and itbs also a county. Riverside is a city and a county. [Deep breath] Okay, think of it this way: B Mexico is a country, Michoacan is a state.
    Alejandra: Donbt you mean Michigan?
    Mr. Vaudrey: No! I meant Michoacan! I wouldbve said Michigan if I meant Michigan!
    Alejandra: Well, you pronounce words funny.
    Alex: Oh! Is it Kentucky?
    Mr. Vaudrey [grabs two fistfuls of hair, through gritted teeth] Nope. Also a state.
    Daria: Europe!
    Zach: Thatbs a continent!
    Daria: b&waitb& thenb& the country that contains Europe.
    Ryan: Oh, that’s Africa!

    Thatbs right. Webll be retiring in a world that our students will be governing.

    I sure hope they can use the big-boy scissors by then.

    “Dad says I gotta wear this when I brush my teeth.”

    And for the record. It’s Nicaragua.

    ~V