Tag: middle school

  • Goddess of the Classroom

    I first met Kelli during the first month of my first year teaching.

    Well, I donbt actually recall the day that I met her. My first two weeks of teaching were such a whirlwind–the details meld together into a trauma of botched activities, stuttering lessons, clunky worksheets, and the occasional discipline issue (which soon became frequent discipline issues).

    I do, however, remember when I first saw Kellibs fifth period. My Assistant Principalbafter watching the vehicular collision that was my fifth periodbsaid, bYou have to watch Kelli teach.b

    The next day during my planning period, I followed A.P. into the back of Kellibs class with my notebook, completely clueless for what I would write down.

    I wish I had videotaped itbit was pure poetry. Like watching Olympic figure skating.

    First, the students filed in with subdued murmurs and sat down quietly. I had seen these students during lunchbthey were not quiet people. Kelli taught Algebra Readiness, an 8th grade class for students who didnbt pass Pre-Algebra last year. A rough-and-rowdy bunch of surly teens with odors and attitudes sour enough to curdle the milk in your grammabs teacup. It wasnbt even my class, and I got nervous.

    “Miss Webb, I don’t got a pencil.”

    bPlease take out your packet and turn to S.P. 15.b Kelli calmly intoned over the rustle of paper. The bell had just sounded and all her students were in their seats, most with their pencils out. I looked around the room and thought I was dreaming:

    • Her 18 students were evenly spread throughout the room, most of them alone at a table.
    • All the hats were off.
    • Nobody touched each other.
    • No backpacks or purses were in laps, all rested on the floor or the chair next to them.
    • Most of the students had their packets out and were hunched over them, silently working.

    Kelli began to weave through the rows, giving little comments.

    bThank you for getting started, Jamal.b
    bGood start, Maria. Put your mirror away, please.b

    And this was when I knew I was in the presence of greatness:

    bMiguel, please spit out your gum.b

    Miguel curled his lip, bI donbt have any gum.b

    bLet me tell you what I donbt do.b Kelli bristled, straightening to her full six-foot-two and narrowing her eyes. bI donbt argue with children. Spit it out.b

    I’m surprised Miguel didn’t piss himself. I got chills just writing that.

    Miguel paused, considering his chances of winning a battle with a woman twice his size and thrice his age. He wisely stood and leaned over the trashcan as Kelli moved on to other tables. The thunk of his gum in the metal wastebasket was the only noise in room A5, save for the delicate scratch of pencil on paper.

    After about five minutes, Kelli produced some more magic. She went through the worksheet with the class.

    Now, any teacher can walk through problems, but nobody in Ms. Webbbs class got bored. She pulled names from a cup of popsicle sticks (what teachers called brandom samplingb in those days) and asked students for their responses.

    Ms. Webb: Ysela, number 5.
    Ysela: Ummb& I didnbt get it.
    Ms. Webb: Okay, what do you think we should do first?
    Ysela: Ummb&. Take away seven?
    Ms. Webb: (grimaces) Ooh! Is there a mathematical way to say that?
    Ysela: Ummb&Subtract seven from both sides of the equation.
    Ms Webb: Oh, much better. I like that. Damon, take over number 5.

    It was magical. She coaxed answers from students who hate math (or so they tell their friends). These students have made a career out of coasting and doing nothing, but they have nowhere to hide from the watchful eye of Ms. Webb.

    And risk.

    No… not that one.

    Non-teachers may not realize this, but Ysela was hoping to be ignored, skipped, and left at peace. Getting students like Ysela to take a stab at a foreign problem is hard work. By eighth grade, she’s learned that the three magic words “I don’t know” will get her skipped in most other classes, and enough skips will get her ignored entirely.

    In Ms. Webbbs class, there was no ignored seat, no back of the class, no hats pulled down, and no students get to pass on a problem. If you donbt know, take a guess.

    Itbs one of several things that Ibve stolen for my own class.

  • The New Regular Day

    My wife asks every day how my day was, and a common response is “regular”. It’s not a dynamic way to start my response, but I’m quite thankful for my new job, and “regular” doesn’t mean what it used to. My wife probably got tired of hearing “stressful, exhausting, frustrating, and I wanna quit” when asking about my day.

    Also, I love that a “regular” day still involves me laughing during every class. How many of us have jobs where you get a good laugh every couple hours?

    Here are a couple all-stars from today:

    Carl: I’m a vegan now.
    Trey: You hate meat!
    Linda: Why do you hate meat?
    Julia: I thought vegans were hippies.
    Mr. Vaudrey: Okay, everyone stop. Carl, explain what a vegan is.
    Carl: Well, I can’t eat things with dairy in them, like bread, like pizza, like chocolate…
    Ladariana: …like La-Dairy-ana.

    Nathan: Aw! You gave me dumb crayons! I want the blue one, not the black one.
    Jay (in his best tough-guy voice): Was’ wrong wit’ black?!

    (It should be noted that Jay is about 70 pounds, has braces, glasses, a super smile, brags about his mom’s cooking, and takes Gifted classes. He’s not quite a thug.)

    Sam: Mr. Vaudrey, I’m out of bathroom passes, so can I, like, stay a minute after class or something? I really gotta go.

    See? Even a “regular” day is delightful.

    Also, it took me about 21 seconds to submit my grades. No printing, no signing, no amendments or second-guessing. I love my new job.

    In closing, here’s a photo of some actual work I did today.

  • Nancy’s Christmas Gift

    (Names and details have been changed for confidentiality.)

    bb&and was recently examined for ADHD.b

    I lean back at my desk withB relief and close the e-mail. I wonder if she got prescribed anything. Maybe that will calm her down.

    Thatbs the problem with students like Nancybthey really challenge your teaching philosophy.

    On the one side, I want all of my students to succeed and learn Algebra in my class. On the other hand, I would secretly love for a test to render Nancy a bSpecial-Edb label, so she could have an aide to supervise her, or (even easier) get her out of my class. About 92% of me wants her to succeed in my class with no help.

    But that 8% of meb& oh, I hope for a release from her yelling, leaving her desk, poking other students, standing next to me during a lesson with her hand up, and other impulsive middle-schooler behaviors. But that 8% is present in every one of my sighs, every exasperated response, and every time I rub my temples as she asks, bMr. Vaudrey, am I annoying?b

    Yes, Nancy. Yes.

    You annoy me and every other student in the class when you call out to them across the room during a test, when you ask questions to people who arenbt even looking at you, and especially when you monitor whobs next for the bathroom pass. Youbre annoying when you proclaim that youbll buy students expensive birthday gifts, but never follow through.

    Itbs annoying, even though Ibm pretty sure your mom is unemployed, and your promise to buy Brandon an iPad is all pomp to mask the shame.

    Nancybs mom is baffled at how to control her. There are rumors that she has Nancy stand in the corner for hours at a time just so she can have some peace. The staff at school isnbt sure where Dad is, but we know that the family doesnbt have much money. Nancy waited weeks to get glasses and didnbt bring any of the four items she promised for the class party.

    So itbs Thursday before Winter Break. Nancy comes to my class before school starts.

    bGood morning, Nancy. Youbre about 5 hours early to class.b

    She smiles, shuffles her feet and avoids eye contact. bUmb& Mr. Vaudrey? Likeb& my mom works at Nordstrombs andb& umb& I didnbt know what to get youb& sob& umb& like, web& uh. We got you this.b She holds out a small, unassuming gift bag with a bent tag and a card. To: Mr. Vaudrey. From: Nancy.

    bThank you, Nancy! This is the first gift Ibve gotten this year. Thank you very much.b I shake her hand and hold the gift still, hoping to signal to her that itbs polite to leave after you give a gift. She gets the hint and clumps off to first period in her too-big shoes.

    Back behind my desk, I open the card first, like the good boy my mother raised. The card, written in Nancybs pointed scrawl says, bMr. Vaudrey thank you very much for help me in my work and helping me be a good person inclass.b

    I peel back the tissue paper. Inside the bag are cologne samples from Nordstrombs.

    From a low-income family who wanted to give a gift to their daughterbs teacher.