I find that I need to entertain myself (and occasionally others) while at work, and the most appropriate avenue for said distractions is email. These are some of the emails that I’ve sent to my coworkers.
From: Mxxxxx Vxxxxxx
Sent: Wednesday, May 27, 2009 1:17 PM
To: Grade Level Team
Subject: Daniel
Team,
Poor little Daniel was busy this entire weekend moving houses. Somewhere in the process, his madre emptied his backpack into a box and filled it with b makeup and shitb . B He is still looking for the missing box that holds the key to his futureb & but his mom sorted different subjects into different boxes, so his academic life is in shambles. He has asked for grace in this trying time of need, and in return he has committed to coming in early and giving up lunch where needed to make up the assignments that are lost.
CLICK HERE to send Daniel $5. You will also receive a picture of Daniel and letters from him describing his progress. Let God use you to make a difference in the life of a child.
~Matt Vaudrey